A Greensboro, NC man recently broke into a Pizza Hut and then called 911 on himself. He told the dispatcher that his first name was Jesus, and his last name was Christ.
The police responded to the call and found 46-year-old Richard Lee Quintero inside of the Pizza Hut eating pizza and drinking Mountain Dew. When asked why he did it, he said "Because I'm Jesus, I can do whatever I want."
Listen to some clips from the 911 call below.